Social Advice?

I Really Don't Mean To Bother You Or Anyone Else With My Social Problem,But I Just Don't Have Anyone Else To Ask.Because I Don't Have Any Friends And There Isn't Anyone My Age At My Congregation.Can You Teach Me How;To Dress To Impress Beautiful Women?Where To Go To Meet Beautiful Women?How To Approach And Introduce Myself To A Beautiful Woman,With Out Looking Or Sounding Like Loser?How To Ask A Woman For Her # And Out On A Date?Do You Know Any Beautiful Women That Would Like To Get To Know Me,That You Can Introduce Me To? Thank You For Your Time And Attention To My Question.Much Love In Christ,Aaron